Elisha Cuthbert, a.k.a. the “sloppy seconds” of some NHL jackass, was spotted in a bikini over the weekend, and if I’m not mistaken, it looks like the 24 starlet has indeed spent the pasty twenty-four hours stuffing her face with poutine and moose meat and whatever else it is that Canadians eat. They eat moose, right? No? Whatevs. She’s def put on some pounds, and in Hollywood, that’s like the kiss of death. Sure, she might look hot if she were waddling her way through a mall in rural Pennsylvania, but this is La-La Land. We like our actresses skinny and big breasted. Oh wait. Then we’re stuck with Heidi Montag.
Never mind, Elisha. You keep doing what you’re doing. A few curves never hurt anyone (just don’t get all Jessica Simpson on us, mmkay? xoxo) Continue reading