Category Archives: Hot Chicks

Elisha Cuthbert’s Got a Case of the Chubs

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Elisha Cuthbert, a.k.a. the “sloppy seconds” of some NHL jackass, was spotted in a bikini over the weekend, and if I’m not mistaken, it looks like the 24 starlet has indeed spent the pasty twenty-four hours stuffing her face with poutine and moose meat and whatever else it is that Canadians eat. They eat moose, right? No? Whatevs. She’s def put on some pounds, and in Hollywood, that’s like the kiss of death. Sure, she might look hot if she were waddling her way through a mall in rural Pennsylvania, but this is La-La Land. We like our actresses skinny and big breasted. Oh wait. Then we’re stuck with Heidi Montag.

Never mind, Elisha. You keep doing what you’re doing. A few curves never hurt anyone (just don’t get all Jessica Simpson on us, mmkay? xoxo) Continue reading

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Betty White Likes ‘Em Big and Long

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I don’t care how old Betty White is. She can put my hot dog in her mouth any day. The sexy senior citizen was on hand to debut her new hot dog at Pink’s in Los Angeles. It’s name: “Betty White’s Naked Buns.” There’s nothing on it: just the hot dog and the bun. So it’s official: she likes it bareback. Yeah, I went there, Betty.

SOURCE: D-LIsted