I’m not even sure what to say about Octomom. Actually, I do. She looks like one of those sock monkeys that has gone wrong. Way wrong. Someone should stick a sock up her vag so she can stop reproducing. The good news is that she told Oprah that she doesn’t want to do a reality show, saying “a parent must provide for their kids, not the other way around.” Oh snap! Listen to that bitch sounding reasonable for a second. Too bad she probably was high on Gerber baby food smells. Tomorrow she’ll be hawking her brood around Hollywood again, no doubt.