Would it kill Pamela Anderson to smile? Or is that the most her surgically enhanced face can pull off? I guess she still looks pretty good for her age, but damn, that sexy face is anything but. Makes me wanna strangle myself with one of those Baywatch buoy ropes. I think she’s officially bought the ticket to Cougar Town, and I feel bad for any cub that wanders into her den.
At least Billy Crystal is having a fun time, but I wouldn’t be shocked if he’d had some work done too. He has old man plastic face, which for the record is not a good look. Kind of makes him look like an Asian lesbian. You know, the type that sells pottery out of her garage in Santa Fe. Not to generalize or anything.