Phew! After those photos of Jessica Simpson’s short mommy hairstyle popped up on the Internet, I was scared she had booked a ticket on the Ugly Train Express. I guess it was just a wig though because Jessica stepped out today with her hair long and lovely once again. Thank God! But what if her hair today is a wig, and the short crap is the real thing? Will we ever know? I’m so confused. Here’s one thing I do know: Jessica looks like a goofy version of Betty Draper on Easter Sunday, and Betty Draper is already pretty damn goofy. All Jessica needs is a basket full of Peeps in her hand to complete the picture. Somebody check in that bag. She probably has ten Cadbury Cream Eggs melting away. OMG, I totally want ten Cadbury Cream Eggs now.
SOURCE: Splash News Online